The Celebrity 100

im trying to think up some of the mean remarks that simon cowell says on american idol. can ya help me out here? thanks!

That was terrible, I mean just awful" .. .

"My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't."

You came across as a background singer for a background singer."

"There were moments of complete torture in that vocal to be honest with you."


"I thought it was a mess. Let’s assume this is the first time I’ve ever seen you and heard you, what am I supposed to get from that? It was just a mess it was all over the place."


I think it was a complete and utter mess. It didn't work — it was all over the place. You were forgetting your words. I mean, it was "We Will Rock You Gently". I really, really, really hated that.

"Other door"

I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I'm allergic to it.

I think you're going to be a very successful model. And it's best to be great at something rather than not so good at something.

I don't mean to be rude, but you look like The Incredible Hulk's wife.

You sound like the Spice Girls
Unfortunately, that wasn't a compliment.

I think you just booked your plane ticket home.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.


It's everything I love about reality shows, which is the good, the weird and the completely and utterly disillusioned.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

This is a singing competition, not a dancing competition!

You sing like Mickey Mouse on helium.

This show is all about finding a star, not feeling sorry for people who aren't very good.

You take singing lessons? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue your teacher.

Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.

You and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and an onion.

You are the worst singer in America.
You are the worst singer in New York.
You are the worst singer in the world.
You are the worst singer I've ever heard in my life.

You're useless, I'm bored - yes or no?

You can't sing; you can't dance; so what do you want me to say?

You've got quite a good voice, the problem I have is this looks to me like 10 years ago.

You have just invented a new form of torture.

You singing is like ordering a ferocious guard dog for your home and getting delivered a poodle in a leather jacket instead.

You sung like you were on a dentist's chair.
Hideous.

You look like one of those creatures in the jungle with the big eyes....a bush-baby.

I've been known to call someone the worst singer in the world...but you by far are the worst singer in the universe..

2007-04-02 15:56:06 by fuzz_bucket06

this is all about simons best insults

During this evenings X Factor (saturday Oct 4th), Simon Cowell asked Austin to look him in the eye and tell him the truth? I missed the previous minute and missed what he was questioning him about. Thanks in advance.

2008-10-04 13:37:45 by Gemma S

Price: $28.00

right now i'm about like a george lopez. how can i get that Simon Cowell physique.

simon cowell, haha. he sucks.

2007-02-02 06:19:22 by bobby_yeah

Price: $12.95 $3.48

I want to contact Simon Cowell to find out what he looks for in an assistant, any suggestions?

who would want to contact simon cowell

2008-09-22 03:49:30 by Cat

I HATE Simon. He is just a jerk, and now we have to worry that a fan of his might wind up being a heartbeat away from being the POTUS?

Wow, there's a reason to vote for/against someone.

How about we ask all the candidates what their favorite soft drink is...

2008-09-02 13:03:34 by heavysarcasm

In the x factor simon cowell asked someone if something was true and I was just wondering what he was talking about?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/xfactor/a126661/x-factor-hopeful-lied-about-foster-care.html

2008-10-04 12:16:29 by Peterpan